Jealous wife cuts off man’s penis

obmar · Site Admin Joined: 14 Apr 2006 Posts: 5697

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Tuesday September 25, 2007

Jealous wife cuts off man’s penis

JOHOR BARU: A 48-year-old Indonesian woman cut off her husband’s penis out of jealousy because he had been giving more attention to his second wife.

The Indonesian man, 43, was about to doze off next to his wife at a kongsi for foreign construction workers in Taman Flora, Pulai, here at 11pm on Saturday when the incident occurred.

The wife took out a knife and cut off her husband's penis while shouting insults and accusations at him.

The man’s loud screams of pain woke up other workers at the kongsi who hurried to his room and, seeing his condition, rushed him to Kulai Hospital.

Nusajaya OCPD Supt Abd Aziz Ahmad said the doctors were able to reattach the organ.

Police have detained the wife and she would be investigated under Section 324 of the Penal Code for causing hurt with a weapon.

Supt Abd Aziz said the second wife is in her 30s and does not live at the same kongsi.

The Inquisitor · Joined: 17 Jun 2006 Posts: 772

obmar,

This one's even funnier:

A Romanian woman bit through her boyfriend's penis when he spilt hot oil on her as she was performing a sex act on him while he was cooking their supper.

Doctors spent four hours rebuilding the damaged organ and, while they think he will not lose it, they doubt it will ever work again.

A Bucharest University Hospital spokesman said Virgil Cures was frying chips when girlfriend Ana went down on her knees and started to give him oral sex. He jerked the pan, hot oil fell on her head and she was so shocked that her teeth clamped shut. When that happened Virgil apparently started beating his wife with the pan to get her off of his penis.

His girlfriend also has a bald patch on the top of her head where doctors cut away the hair to treat the burn, but say she will make a full recovery.

From his hospital bed, Cures told Romanian papers: "We were just having a bit of fun and all of a sudden there was this incredible pain.

"I think I must have passed out when I saw all the blood, but the doctors have done a great job. I am only hoping now that it will all work again properly, given time."

obmar · Site Admin Joined: 14 Apr 2006 Posts: 5697

There must be a law against sex in the kitchen

Radiate_Truth · Joined: 18 Aug 2007 Posts: 1056

Obmar, there is an unwritten law...
When pissed off angry wife or girlfriend is in kitchen with cutlery and cast iron skillet...
Stay out and away from kitchen.

The same also applies if she is using a hot iron to press your clothing.

Here's one that American woman are well known for when they catch you out with another woman...
American women are not one's to be reckin'd with...
I kid you not...

"Before He Cheats"