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US - PresidentI HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.
HERE IS MY PLATFORM:
(1) 'Press 1 for English'
Is immediately banned.
English is the official
Language; speak it or
Wait at the border until you can.
(2) We will immediately go into a two year
isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports,
no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don
t need it.'
(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on
it.
(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our
many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They will
be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.
(5) Social security
will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in,
you ain't getting nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will
not be able to touch it.
(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour
school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.
(7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you
re banned for life.
( Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first
time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences.
If convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your
victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.
(9) One export will be allowed;
Wheat, The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of
a barrel of oil.
(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will
immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and
ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the
American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen
can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.
(11) The Pledge of
Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.
(12)
The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting
events, outings, etc. Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes but a vote for me
will get you better than what you have, and better than what you're gonna
get.
Thanks for listening, and remember to write in my name on the ballot in
November.
God Bless America !!!!!!!!!!!
Bill Cosby!!!!!!!!
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rogerwillson
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Hi..
Interesting to read this post... Nice concept...
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