Radiate_Truth
|
She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in. She turned, her sad face brightening at the sight of him and said, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!" His eyes lit up and he Thought, "This is my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all, Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
|
The Inquisitor
|
Let me guess, that's a woman's joke.
Tis funny, I admit. Ever the romantic, I prefer to believe that there is more to it than merely marking the passage of time, but I do not disillusion myself of the various possible scenarios.
I will also venture that that joke is American in nature. The people in the US are the least passionate I've ever seen anywhere. I would like obmar to talk to this area.
Obmar, does that sound like a joke you might hear between "pals," or maybe that your wife would hear amongst her friends??
|
Radiate_Truth
|
Not people...
Men!!!
It's done very quickly and to make it an official, "wham bam thank you mam", never talk to the woman again in your live.
|
obmar
|
A young man studying in a college abroad sent this SMS to his father: Dear dad, no mon, no fun, your son.
The father replied: Dear son, too bad, so sad, your dad.
|
|
|
|