Radiate_Truth
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HUSBAND SMART-WIFE SMARTERHUSBAND SMART-WIFE SMARTER
A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box?
We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up". "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked
The following weekend he came home, a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
You'll love the answer...
wife replied,
"I did. They're in your fishing box.....
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obmar
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thats a good one, rachel
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Radiate_Truth
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Just goes to show...
You can fool some of the people some of the time but you can't fool all the people all the time. Nobody stays a fool forever.
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obmar
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Try this...
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They don't stop and ask for directions.
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Radiate_Truth
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The Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon. Wanting to mail a letter, he asked a young boy where the post office was. When the boy had told him, Dr. Graham thanked him and said, "If you'll come to the Church this evening, you can hear me telling everyone how to get to Heaven."
"I don't think I'll be there," the boy said. "You don't even know your way to the post office."
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The Inquisitor
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RT,
Very funny. I guess the husband will think twice before asking to go fishing again (if he stays married that is).
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Radiate_Truth
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Sleeping around on a spouse is all to accepted in the western world these days, even tho' there are still many like myself who condemn it.
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